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YOU'RE TROUBLE, BOY
...well, what's wrong with a little destruction...?
Created on 2004-03-04 08:16:36 (#2405737), last updated 2007-03-18
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Basic Info| Name: | Bert |
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| Location: | Konohagakure, Japan |
| Website: | Premade LJs |
Bio |
| La Femme Berticus |
| Bert is a tufted and small, highly territorial troglodyte. Albeit her charming and fluffy countenance, she will bite even if not provoked unless fed vast amounts of broccoli and/or tomatoes. Strengths: Just, the Bert will always help those in need be they friend or foe. She will never tell a lie, and is courageous even in the worst of times. A Bert will not discriminate against those who are different as Bert's appreciate individuality. Weaknesses: Impulsive, the Bert tends not to care about the consequences of her actions. She is often apathetic at inconvenient times and is brutally honest to a fault. Bert's are known for holding grudges against those who have wronged them needlessly, and may react bitterly towards strangers. Special Skills: Being able to relate any happenings in real life to any cartoon or movie, seeing in shades of gray, and the uncanny ability to just not grow. Weapons: The Bert comes equipped with a bevy of weaponry in her arsenal. Teeth, claws, pen and cuteness are only some of the items with which she knows how to perform 100 ways of silent death. Pet Peeves: Losing at anything, being underestimated, stereotypes, narrow-minded individuals, vulgar language, and sheer stupidity. Also Known As: Bert, Bobo, Boob, Boober, Roberta, Bean, Sparrow |
| Zodiac |
| Your sign of Libra is of the nature of air (intellect) and is representative of the seventh sign of the zodiac. You are well known for your sociable and outgoing nature, love to communicate your ideas to others and are rarely at a loss for words. You see yourself as capable in the way you offer your opinions and for this reason people often seek out your advice. You’re always reasonable in the way you deal with people and they can always depend on your balanced viewpoint. If you do have a problem, it is that you are capable of seeing the many different sides of a problem and this makes it extremely difficult for you to firmly commit to a course of action. You so wish to be liked by everyone! You therefore go to extreme lengths to get the approval of others by agreeing with them simply so you don’t get them offside. You must be careful not to allow this particular character trait of yours to dominate your interaction with others. Some Librans become very ingratiating simply to be accepted. Your decision-making processes sometimes cause you great anxiety. You may find it an impossible task to make a firm commitment. In this state of mind you will seek the opinion of others to support your own ideas and end up confusing yourself even more. Try harder to rely on your own inner experience and not use others as a crutch. When others get to know you, you feel perfectly comfortable in the way you portray harmony in your environment as well as in your character. Your artistic influence, which is caused by Venus, is seen in everything you do. The manner in which you entertain guests, your home furnishings, attire and even make-up and personal grooming—all express this natural flair and grace that is a part of your Venusian temperament. And other people love it! You are known as an elegant and tasteful individual in your peer group and family circle. You are especially infatuated with love and relationships, and dream of finding your soul mate. This is probably your most important life mission, as you have so much to give another person. Once this aspect of your life is resolved and you meet that special person, your life will become greatly satisfying, no doubt. |
| Libra Profile courtesy of Astrology.com.au. |
| Favorites |
| Food: Rice, noodles, vegetables, sushi, chicken, pocky, tempura, sea food, hot dogs, meatball subs, watermelon, sunflower seeds, bentos, halibut, tomatoes Drink: Lemon-Lime soda, cranberry juice, water, red wine, green tea, ginseng tea, coke, tequila, lemonade, raspberry tea Color: Black, blue, silver, white, gray Music: AFI, Hinder, Type O Negative, Lacuna Coil, Suikoden III OST, Franz Ferdinand Song: Franz Ferdinand - The Fallen Author: Lian Hearn, Robert Jordan Book: Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West, Tales of the Otori, Wheel of Time Manga: Death Note, Vampirates, Directions of Destiny, Inverloch Artist: Van Gogh Painting: Twelve Sunflowers TV Show: Much Music, Much More Music Movie: Final Fantasy Advent Children, Brokeback Mountain, Donnie Darko, Black Beauty, The Last Unicorn, Million Dollar Baby, Rocky I-V, Cinderella Man, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Walk The Line, Snake Eyes, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Spaceballs, Peter Pan, Lion King I and II, The Black Dahlia Musical: RENT, Wicked the Musical Anime: Naruto, Death Note, Fullmetal Alchemist, Gravitation, Loveless, Sailor Moon, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Haibane Renmei, Hajime no Ippo, Texhnolyze, Ranma 1/2 Game: The Legend of Dragoon, Final Fantasy I, II, III, VII, VIII, VIX, Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, Star Ocean II, Suikoden III, Legend of Mana, Grandia II, Zelda: Ocarina of Time |
| Roleplays |
![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} flawed_genius || ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small} brokenxchainsjukenstyle || brokenxchainskaijinnokiri || brokenxchainsdivided_fire || fight_club_citysagan_youji || itami_ai |
| Shout Outs |
| amoralambiguity || My pillow.ed77warr || The chef of my life.ew_younerd || The God of my religion, Tatianity.fallingstarfish || The high priestess of my religion, Tatianity.jenken || The one and only Batsuke.la_belle_roo || My Jirru Jellybean.shukaku_chan || I have nothing further to say to you.sirra_scribbles || One of my best friends.spidermangai || My #1 uke.tattered_crow || My predilection, my beloved girlfriend.the_betrayer || My wonderful aniki.touched_venus || My one and only Onee-san. |
| Contact Information |
| AIM: CrackSuke MSN: sticksour@hotmail.com Mobile: 1-(289)-385-8016 |
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